May152013

No matter how bad your work day is going, just remember it could be worse. You could be Jay Carney…

(Source: itsabitchblog)

Jay Carney news politics media The White House 

8AM
This is Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch (you may remember them from your junior high/high school years). Mr. Jefferies is pissing people off left and right by saying such things as, “we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.”  Okay, I’m assuming Mr. Jeffries is the exception to his own policy?  Right? His face looks like a caricature.  

This is Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch (you may remember them from your junior high/high school years).

Mr. Jefferies is pissing people off left and right by saying such things as, “we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.” 

Okay, I’m assuming Mr. Jeffries is the exception to his own policy? 

Right? His face looks like a caricature.  

Abercrombie & Fitch fashion style A&F news tools douche bags 

May42013
Her baby bump and her behind are perfectly symmetrical.  It’s kind of bizarre if you stare at it for a really long time… 

Her baby bump and her behind are perfectly symmetrical. 

It’s kind of bizarre if you stare at it for a really long time… 

(Source: itsabitchblog)

celebs kim kardashian Kimye symmetry 

May32013
I’m at a loss for words because Lindsay Lohan actually did two smart things yesterday: She re-hired Shawn Holley She checked into Betty Ford (they don’t fuck around at BFC; gotta respect the BFC) Two smart things in one day!  dot.dot.dot…

I’m at a loss for words because Lindsay Lohan actually did two smart things yesterday:

She re-hired Shawn Holley

She checked into Betty Ford (they don’t fuck around at BFC; gotta respect the BFC)

Two smart things in one day! 

dot.dot.dot…

(Source: itsabitchblog)

celebs lindsay lohan betty ford center BFC rehab news 

April92013
I thought “Anti-Tobacco” was more of a political/social movement than a candle scent. Wouldn’t be the first time I was totally off base…

I thought “Anti-Tobacco” was more of a political/social movement than a candle scent.

Wouldn’t be the first time I was totally off base…

(Source: itsabitchblog)

candles tobacco Politics 

April72013
If I was about to give birth to a full grown, thumb-sucking man, I would most definitely not have an expression of contented joy on my face.

If I was about to give birth to a full grown, thumb-sucking man, I would most definitely not have an expression of contented joy on my face.

women pregnancy horror 

1PM
i dont even know anymore he changed so much since he started doing meth not since the accident Not since the “need to replace magenta cartridge” incident of 2009. ::Shudders::

i dont even know anymore

he changed so much since he started doing meth

not since the accident

Not since the “need to replace magenta cartridge” incident of 2009. ::Shudders::

(Source: screenshotsofdespair, via angelaazx)
April62013
surisburnbook: Oh, honey, no.

surisburnbook:

Oh, honey, no.
1PM

GOOP

I never thought I would feel this about my beloved, but dare I say that Gwyneth Paltrow is starting to annoy me?

celebs gwyneth paltrow goop 

April32013
richkidsofinstagram: #nofilter #versace  #gucciporn #allguccieverything by 66 conte 66 Make it stop. Please, make it stop. Too many comments. My brain is exploding.

richkidsofinstagram:

#nofilter #versace  #gucciporn #allguccieverything by 66 conte 66

Make it stop. Please, make it stop. Too many comments. My brain is exploding.
11AM
Only Diane Kruger could pull off this look. Damn Germans.

Only Diane Kruger could pull off this look.

Damn Germans.

(Source: itsabitchblog)

celebs fashion Diane Kruger joshua jackson 

March242013

Damn You Netflix!

I spend more time on Netflix organizing my instant queue than I do on actually watching movies.

I have weird problems.

(Source: itsabitchblog)

Netflix organization instant queue first world problems 

March132013
Mary Kate Olsen seriously has the feet of a 6’7” NBA player. I don’t understand how they can be so large when she is so small?

Mary Kate Olsen seriously has the feet of a 6’7” NBA player.

I don’t understand how they can be so large when she is so small?

Mary Kate Olsen celebs NBA Big Bird 

March22013
Original caption: Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights! Or, you could just be normal and get plastered while eating normal ice cream. No need to ruin the good thing that is normal non-wine flavored ice cream. And only 5% alcohol? Do you know how many cartons of wine cream I would have to eat my way through before I began to feel the slightest buzz…  Seriously, people.  

Original caption: Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights!

Or, you could just be normal and get plastered while eating normal ice cream. No need to ruin the good thing that is normal non-wine flavored ice cream.

And only 5% alcohol? Do you know how many cartons of wine cream I would have to eat my way through before I began to feel the slightest buzz… 

Seriously, people.

 

food ice cream wine 

February232013
Seriously. Just kidding.

Seriously.

Just kidding.

(Source: lassant-chanel, via eightyeightupsidedown)
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