There are so many things to be said about this card. I mustache you? You’re asking him to be a part of your wedding. Not to mustache you. At least I hope not. That would kind of defeat the purpose of getting married to a woman in the first place.
I wonder how many potential groomsmen have balked when presented with this card by the groom-to-be. I’m sure homophobic slurs are a common response.
(Source: itsabitchblog)
