I SAY WHAT YOU’RE SECRETLY THINKING. [Just assume I found all these images on the goldmine that is Pinterest unless I mention otherwise].Tumblr (3.0; @itsabitchblog)http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/<p>No matter how bad your work day is going, just remember it could be worse. You could be Jay Carney&#8230;</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/50516086919http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/50516086919Wed, 15 May 2013 15:15:36 -0500Jay CarneynewspoliticsmediaThe White House<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14cba90bf94acb998901b7a2059c8692/tumblr_mmudztLbZv1rzdvcmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch (you may remember them from your junior high/high school years).</p> <p>Mr. Jefferies is pissing people off left and right by saying such things as, “we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.” <span><br/></span></p> <p>Okay, I’m assuming Mr. Jeffries is the exception to his own policy? </p> <p>Right? His face looks like a caricature.  </p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/50495281537http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/50495281537Wed, 15 May 2013 08:46:17 -0500Abercrombie & FitchfashionstyleA&Fnewstoolsdouche bags<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dccc271be85daffbf03031bc610f3641/tumblr_mmawj80xft1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Her baby bump and her behind are perfectly symmetrical. </p> <p>It’s kind of bizarre if you stare at it for a really long time… </p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/49639324301http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/49639324301Sat, 04 May 2013 20:09:40 -0500celebskim kardashianKimyesymmetry<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21edf3f2b0927ac1a7a1b387784fb076/tumblr_mm8idj2MTp1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m at a loss for words because Lindsay Lohan actually did two smart things yesterday:</p> <p>She re-hired Shawn Holley</p> <p>She checked into Betty Ford (they don’t fuck around at BFC; gotta respect the BFC)</p> <p>Two smart things in one day! </p> <p>dot.dot.dot…</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/49524865998http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/49524865998Fri, 03 May 2013 13:12:45 -0500celebslindsay lohanbetty ford centerBFCrehabnews<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0995ec801d31140a6e0affb6f9e014dc/tumblr_mkwduhIF4i1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought “Anti-Tobacco” was more of a political/social movement than a candle scent.</p> <p>Wouldn’t be the first time I was totally off base…</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47541665877http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47541665877Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:01:23 -0500candlestobaccoPolitics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d098f1dac684f53c68a5541a4bd85e7e/tumblr_mkwdzmHBZY1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If I was about to give birth to a full grown, thumb-sucking man, I would most definitely not have an expression of contented joy on my face.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47397708854http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47397708854Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:01:42 -0500womenpregnancyhorror<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63q3u7itd1rqbl96o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>i dont even know anymore</p> </blockquote> <p>he changed so much since he started doing meth</p> </blockquote> <p>not since the accident</p> </blockquote> <p>Not since the “need to replace magenta cartridge” incident of 2009. ::Shudders::</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47384137302http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47384137302Sun, 07 Apr 2013 13:23:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d375f3d6b89e942d870aade64aae9ad/tumblr_mkahffX1hR1qmik36o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/46422859366/oh-honey-no" target="_blank">surisburnbook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh, honey, no.</p> </blockquote>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47309597658http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47309597658Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:02:00 -0500<p>I never thought I would feel this about my beloved, but dare I say that Gwyneth Paltrow is starting to annoy me?</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47292127628http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47292127628Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:13:11 -0500celebsgwyneth paltrowgoop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19b9feedb74b87fb368f95b2c2c225cb/tumblr_mkjomdrX5L1rb86ldo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/post/46871520008/nofilter-versace-gucciporn-allguccieverything" target="_blank">richkidsofinstagram</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>#nofilter</span><span> </span><span>#versace</span><span> </span><span></span><span></span><span> </span><span>#gucciporn </span><span></span><span>#allguccieverything</span><span> </span><span>by <a href="http://instagram.com/p/W0IKfdh1kY/" target="_blank">66 conte 66</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Make it stop. Please, make it stop. Too many comments. My brain is exploding.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47053095277http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47053095277Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:01:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4f4e4e4f61c345e1990bec566ab5f20/tumblr_mkouzhcsbJ1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only Diane Kruger could pull off this look.</p> <p>Damn Germans.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47031314864http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/47031314864Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:54:53 -0500celebsfashionDiane Krugerjoshua jackson<p>I spend more time on Netflix organizing my instant queue than I do on actually watching movies.</p> <p>I have weird problems.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/46179627488http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/46179627488Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:41:00 -0500Netflixorganizationinstant queuefirst world problems<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff581c549cd93682ad4ab96606545c4b/tumblr_mjkfeuLm9I1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mary Kate Olsen seriously has the feet of a 6’7” NBA player.</p> <p>I don’t understand how they can be so large when she is so small?</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/45275385298http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/45275385298Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:11:35 -0500Mary Kate OlsencelebsNBABig Bird<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0d84ad57022a865fc397ca846602647/tumblr_mj29qgdnKv1rzdvcmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Original caption: Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights!</em></p> <p>Or, you could just be normal and get plastered while eating <strong>normal </strong>ice cream. No need to ruin the good thing that is normal non-wine flavored ice cream.</p> <p>And only 5% alcohol? Do you know how many cartons of wine cream I would have to eat my way through before I began to feel the slightest buzz… </p> <p>Seriously, people.</p> <div><span> </span></div>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/44417039321http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/44417039321Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:39:36 -0600foodice creamwine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpwv612FD1qdmz9ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span></span>Seriously.</p> <p>Just kidding.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822365382http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822365382Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:12:19 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrj3fbdPMY1r1poixo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why is one leg furry while the other is smooth?</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822311762http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822311762Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:11:36 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf6e73f23f505a0f49a9da9f88e63d2f/tumblr_mijfhmRaKX1qamnojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, this outfit is real.</p> <p>No, I did not photoshop it. Much to my chagrin…</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822249871http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43822249871Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:10:49 -0600<p>My uncle is giving the Prez a golf lesson this weekend. </p> <p>Some of us just have all the luck.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43165573055http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/43165573055Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:01:53 -0600President ObamaPOTUSgolf<p>The way I see it, Ryan Gosling has 2 choices: Rachel McAdams or me. </p> <p>None of this Eva Mendes bullshit.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/40962151623http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/40962151623Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:38:28 -0600celebsRyan GoslingRachel McAdamsEva Mendes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e019355bdf768e40529e10ae2b3159fc/tumblr_mfjvgzJGak1rzdvcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a typical day at the beach.</p> <p>Well, a typical day for Heidi Montag.</p> <p>Definitely not my typical day at the beach.</p>http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/38794859408http://itsabitchblog.tumblr.com/post/38794859408Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:02:45 -0600celebsheidi montagboobs