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It looks like someone glued a mousepad onto a pair of briefs and called it a new invention.
This picture really should be of a male wearing the contraption, not a female. You’re marketing to the wrong audience people.
This device (mask?), or whatever you want to call it, is supposed to “protect” your hair while you eat.
God forbid you get food in your hair. How ridiculous would that look!?
I. DO NOT. UNDERSTAND.
What is going on here? Are the jacket sleeves on or off her arms? What is with those two bulges? I am so ridiculously confused by this outfit. I feel like this is one of those trick pictures where if you stare long enough everything becomes clear. Except I’ve been staring at it for a long time and nothing has become clear.
This house really would be perfect if not for the lack of a pool. Right.
I think the total square footage of the pools combined is greater than that of the actual house. No matter that this property is located on the beach; I guess the owners have issues with ocean water.
That water slide is the shit though. I’ve got to get me one of those.
