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I’m speechless. That zipper [and the money] looks 3D.

Bravo.

This is just a ghetto hairstyle trying to dress up as girly.

The bows don’t hide your true colors!

This device (mask?), or whatever you want to call it, is supposed to “protect” your hair while you eat.

God forbid you get food in your hair. How ridiculous would that look!?

Miley Cyrus debuted a new hair cut yesterday. 

I didn’t know Britney Spears was working as a hair dresser. I thought she only wielded those scissors on her own locks. Apparently, I was wrong.

Kate, I love you and your bohemian ways. I adore your outfit. But…

Yes, there is a but….

Please wash your freaking hair!

Original caption: “Love. Love. Love”

I have looked at this picture many times, analyzed it from all angles, and still I have not been able to conjure up even a single “Love” for it. 

This cannot be real. It has to be Will Ferrell in costume. 

Right?? Please tell me this is Will Ferrell in costume.

On a totally random note, I wonder what kind of hair spray he uses to keep his twirls in tact? 

Gather round, it’s time for It’s a Bitch Blog’s outfit of the week:

*Disclaimer: OOTW is not meant to be a compliment. In any way.

Let’s start from the top and work our way down to these indescribably horrific [I mean klassy with a k] shoes. 

I’ve forgone washing my hair for the week [or past 2 years] to get it looking all pretty, in a rat’s nest way, a la her.  I borrowed my sexy softie boyfriend’s shirt and grabbed a sweater from the closet in case it got chilly [unlikely] at night. Finished it with my lucky jorts, grabbed some of my tip money, strapped on my dog, and called it a day.

I…. Ummmm…. I….

Cannot speak.

My jaw is dropped and stuck in that position.

He has a rat tail. A rat tail on an iguana. A rat tail on an iguana on his head. 

So, this guy’s outfit is mad sexy… not. 

Why, this man might ask, is my outfit not cool? For a number of reasons buddy. First, you’re not John Lennon; ex-nay the glasses.  Second, the “Lloyd” [Dumb & Dumber] haircut does not work. On anyone. Third, guys should not, under any circumstances, wear capri pants. Wait, where did you get these pants from? That store needs to be fined for selling [what should be] illegal goods. Also, good god why did you add insult to injury by actually cuffing the capris? NO NO NO.

My eyes hurt from looking at this picture. I’ll stop my list of reasons this outfit is a no-go at four. I’ll let him off easy and not mention his jacket, his pose, or the clutch he appears to be holding.

(Source: carolinesmode.com)