So, this guy’s outfit is mad sexy… not.
Why, this man might ask, is my outfit not cool? For a number of reasons buddy. First, you’re not John Lennon; ex-nay the glasses. Second, the “Lloyd” [Dumb & Dumber] haircut does not work. On anyone. Third, guys should not, under any circumstances, wear capri pants. Wait, where did you get these pants from? That store needs to be fined for selling [what should be] illegal goods. Also, good god why did you add insult to injury by actually cuffing the capris? NO NO NO.
My eyes hurt from looking at this picture. I’ll stop my list of reasons this outfit is a no-go at four. I’ll let him off easy and not mention his jacket, his pose, or the clutch he appears to be holding.