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This is Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch (you may remember them from your junior high/high school years).

Mr. Jefferies is pissing people off left and right by saying such things as, “we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.” 

Okay, I’m assuming Mr. Jeffries is the exception to his own policy? 

Right? His face looks like a caricature.  

Oh no… Vinny is at it again.

Vin, your Christian Louboutin sneakers do not justify the rest of your outfit. Actually, the sheer fact that you bought Louboutin sneakers further verifies the high-level of your douche baggery.

I’m thinking that the hairless cat is responsible for this misfortune…

So, this guy’s outfit is mad sexy… not. 

Why, this man might ask, is my outfit not cool? For a number of reasons buddy. First, you’re not John Lennon; ex-nay the glasses.  Second, the “Lloyd” [Dumb & Dumber] haircut does not work. On anyone. Third, guys should not, under any circumstances, wear capri pants. Wait, where did you get these pants from? That store needs to be fined for selling [what should be] illegal goods. Also, good god why did you add insult to injury by actually cuffing the capris? NO NO NO.

My eyes hurt from looking at this picture. I’ll stop my list of reasons this outfit is a no-go at four. I’ll let him off easy and not mention his jacket, his pose, or the clutch he appears to be holding.

(Source: carolinesmode.com)